Archive for July, 2014

Curse you Past-Self

Saturday, July 12th, 2014

The burning! The fiery poop! Dear Past-Self,

Die. I hate you. I do not care that those jalapeno laced breadsticks were “oh-so-derishus.” You can’t just think of yourself. You MUST consider your pal, Future-Self, who deals with all your shit as well. Thank you.

That is all,