Archive for July, 2009

Add one more thing that creeps me out to the list

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
Seriously? What the hell? What the FUCKING HELL!
Seriously? What the hell? What the FUCKING HELL!

That would be asian people dressed up as clown/ragdoll zombie hybrids. Whatever it is they are they creep the fuck out of me. Thanks a lot Detroit Public Television.

On two things I do not like

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

There are really two kinds of people that I do not like in this world. I can deal with mean, spacey, weird, ugly, tall, foreign, and the like. The two types that I can not are clowns and dentists.

Sure, deep down inside they are alright people I guess. Maybe. The problem I have is their profession.

Clowns, for example, are hidden under baggy clothes and an excess of makeup. It makes one wonder if they are trying to hide something. The over exaggerated features, huge mouth, and lack of or too crazy hair is just weird. Creepy even. They almost bring out a fight-or-flight reflex in me.

Dentists, while working, seem to me to be sadists. The un-naturalness of sharp, pointy and pokey objects in my mouth and the varieties of torture they are used to inflict makes one uncomfortable to a very large degree. Mr. or Mrs. Dentist doesn’t seem to notice let alone mind the watering eyes, clenched fists, and other such signs of distress in the victim patient. The just continue along their not so merry way until they feel they are finished with you. Then, to make the situation worse, one usually has to give the Dentist or his assistants money for the opportunity to be tortured.