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Curse you Past-Self

Saturday, July 12th, 2014

The burning! The fiery poop! Dear Past-Self,

Die. I hate you. I do not care that those jalapeno laced breadsticks were “oh-so-derishus.” You can’t just think of yourself. You MUST consider your pal, Future-Self, who deals with all your shit as well. Thank you.

That is all,


Ladies and Gentlemen: The Swayze Express has left the station

Monday, September 14th, 2009


Upon hearing the sad news today that awesomeness incarnate Patrick Swayze had passed on I could not help but be reminded of the genius of a certain Canadian show called Trailer Park Boys and their treatment of Mr Swayze.

An epiphany…

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009
So good, and yet so painful

So good, and yet so painful

In this world there are two types of spicy food. The first kind of spicy, Type I, is only spicy when you eat it. The second kind, Type II, is spicy when you eat it and then remains spicy all the way to the end.