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Curse you Past-Self

Saturday, July 12th, 2014

The burning! The fiery poop! Dear Past-Self,

Die. I hate you. I do not care that those jalapeno laced breadsticks were “oh-so-derishus.” You can’t just think of yourself. You MUST consider your pal, Future-Self, who deals with all your shit as well. Thank you.

That is all,

Future-Self

Another Friday night… *sigh*

Friday, March 1st, 2013
This guy looks like I feel.

This guy looks like I feel.

So, here I am on another Friday night. All week I was looking forward to this time only to find myself laying on the couch and doing nothing. Methinks a little shakeup is in order. Sometimes we don’t want the funk.