Ladies and Gentlemen: The Swayze Express has left the station

by on September 14th, 2009

swayze

Upon hearing the sad news today that awesomeness incarnate Patrick Swayze had passed on I could not help but be reminded of the genius of a certain Canadian show called Trailer Park Boys and their treatment of Mr Swayze.

An epiphany…

by on August 12th, 2009

So good, and yet so painful

So good, and yet so painful

In this world there are two types of spicy food. The first kind of spicy, Type I, is only spicy when you eat it. The second kind, Type II, is spicy when you eat it and then remains spicy all the way to the end.

Add one more thing that creeps me out to the list

by on July 23rd, 2009

Seriously? What the hell? What the FUCKING HELL!
Seriously? What the hell? What the FUCKING HELL!

That would be asian people dressed up as clown/ragdoll zombie hybrids. Whatever it is they are they creep the fuck out of me. Thanks a lot Detroit Public Television.